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Joke of the Day
"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."
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"So I am a poet and a novelist challenges me to a fight... So I say ""Come at me, prose"""
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"Do you people like your catfish battered and deep fried?"
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"If Steve Rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? An Iced Cap"
"Leonardo.... NoOscario"
"In 8th grade I had to take care of an egg to teach me responsibility. That egg hatched, and I raised the chicken as my own. He was delicious"
"What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke? ""Nigiri, please."""