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Joke of the Day
"I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer... I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition."
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"Knock Knock, Who's there? Fuckin' Jenny. Now gild me and give me upvotes."
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"You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles."