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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."

"""Let's go around the room & name our biggest fears"" SUPERMAN: Kryptonite BATMAN: Bats MARIO: When a turtle slowly walks in my direction"

"The link between Eschatology and Scatology While no one really knows what will happen at the end of times, one thing is certain. It will all go to shit."

"How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard"

"I call my girlfriend Dumbledore. She's a head master."

"Little Billy come out to his Dad... - Dad, I think I'm gay. - That's strange, when you were young, you did not seem to like anal sex."

"I submitted ten puns to a contest once hoping to win But no pun in ten did."

"""I got this."" Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained."

"What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."

"If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a Forbes list."