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Joke of the Day

"There was a black-out in my city last night. The police said stay in doors until they shot him."

"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because at 69 you have to turn around."

"I'm black but not "" can't understand the Winter Olympics"" black. Those guys in the ski race are running from cops on a bobsled, right?"

"A girl said she met me at the vegetarian meetup... I don't think I've met herbivore."

"What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes? A sticky Wicket."

"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"

"Witch l: ""How do you manage to stay in shape?"" Witch 2: ""I get a lot of hexercise."""

"If William Shatner and Jason David Frank is in the same scene together... Who gets the close up?"

"What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes? I need some for tonight."

"I just want 5 minutes alone with the person who thought it was a good idea to put little plastic stickers on every piece of fruit"