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Joke of the Day
"There was a black-out in my city last night. The police said stay in doors until they shot him."
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"Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!"
"What's the only thing working out at the gym? The business plan."
"A fun thing to do is to tell a complete stranger that you met your boyfriend on Twitter and then show them a cat."
"Age 20: Gotta get ripped for Spring Break! Age 25: Exercise reduces stress! Age 35: My doctor says I'll die immediately if I don't do this"
"If you type a <3 but you end up with < you should go to the doctor because your heart is pounding."
"This girl text me: ""your adorable I text back: no YOU'RE adorable Now she likes me and I was just pointing out her typo..."
"What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? A chewing gum"
"I'm only drinking two beers. Because I have self control and two beers"
"Things you need to know about me: 1- I'm lazy 2- hmm, one is enough"