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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the scarecrow win his award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"Wait...so I get a million dollars AND I get to punch a baby in the face? -me when someone asks if I would punch a baby for a million bucks"

"What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey? ""I guess you aren't up to par"""

"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit..."

"What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend? ""IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"""

"Whats the worst thing you could say as a doctor? I have over 300 confirmed kills"

"Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!"

"Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica? Course a can."

"New guy at work is getting all the attention because of his third nipple... He wont stop milking it!"

"My friend got into the final of the Suit Olympics. He's worried he's gonna tie, but I told him not to worry if he wins or not."