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Joke of the Day

"A nerd walks in a Norwegian forest and asks his tour guide... so tell me, where are those YouTube trolls?"

"What are the most common mistakes your ______ makes in bed?"

"When I have a daughter I'm naming her Leroy. No guy will ever say ""Yo bro I hooked up with Leroy last night"" how would that sound?"

"Anyone who doesn't believe sentient A.I. will be the death of humanity has never been asked by Waze to make an unprotected left turn."

"[Jail] INMATE: I killed a guy. SCOOBY DOO VILLAIN: I got caught trying to haunt an old warehouse by a bunch of teenagers and a talking dog."

"Why are horses never overweight? They're on a stable diet."

"Did you know that trampolines used to actually be called jumpolines? That is, until 1982 when your mom got on one."

"5: Daddy, can we go get ice cream? Me: I don't see why not. 5: Mommy said I couldn't. M: Hey, there's the why not."

"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11 who?"" ""...*you said you'd never forget*"""

"I always sleep with a bed under my pillow, just in case"