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Joke of the Day

"A nerd walks in a Norwegian forest and asks his tour guide... so tell me, where are those YouTube trolls?"

"A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"What do you call a homosexual, Russian, knight? Sir Gay (Serge)"

"I should have noticed that my son, a railroad worker is stealing from his workplace But each time he came home I just ignored the signs"

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure."

"I'm the man putting sexy... .... back into dyslexic."

"If a guy says he can't feel anything while wearing a condom... Ask him if he can feel the money being sucked out of his paycheck for the next 18 years"

"A roman centurion walked into a bar, raised his hand and signed the waiter to get him 2 martini. The waiter gave him 5 instead."

"Sorry I ruined your surprise party by telling everyone it was an intervention"

"When Jesus Makes Tea... Hebrews"