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Joke of the Day
"I always make sure I have a single male friend Because he comes in handy."
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"So there's two astronauts on a rocket... One says to the other, ""Get Ready, it's almost time for launch."" To which the other says ""Launch?! I haven't even had breakfast yet!"""
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shihtzu"
"A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said ""Look Mom! No Hans!"""
"My daughter ruined her Halloween costume. Gonna wrap her in aluminum foil and send her out as a leftover."
"A 3 legged dog walking into an Old West bar. He says... I'm lookin for the man that shot my Paw."
"I dont care about all the ISIS jokes They all blow up."
"What do you call a rude god? Assholy."
"Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?"
"Did you hear about the new soda made out of people? ""Yeah, how's it taste?"" ""It varies from person to person."""