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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rude god? Assholy."
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"*Cowboy stares at the horizon* ""A storm's comin"" [In the distance, Darude 'Sandstorm' can be heard faintly] *Cowboy cracks a glowstick*"
"Whats an Australian Kiss? (nsfw-ish) It's like a French kiss, but down under."
"You ever hear of the Nazi strip club? They don't make it rain, they make it Heil!"
"We were gonna give you money but thought you might prefer the limited buying power of a gift card. Don't spend it all in one place! lol jk"
"NASA finally completes plan to colonise moon. M:O:O:N"
"What does a woman and KFC have in common? By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in."
"When a women dates a younger man she's called a cougar, when a man dates a younger woman he is called Defendant."
"""U can legally stab someone if u suspect they're a Gary."" -no you can't *pulling knife from sheath* ""Sounds like somthin a Gary would say"""
"Cop cars should play the jaws theme song"