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Joke of the Day

"A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said ""Look Mom! No Hans!"""

"Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK."

"A cheeseburger walks into the bar... And the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."" Sorry"

"Why does Sean Connery suck at DIY? A lack of shelf awareness."

"President Obama is doubling down on fighting global warming He's already sent three battalions of Marines to invade the Sun."

"What do Pink Floyd, Dale Earnhardt, and Donald Trump have in common? The wall."

"To all the US redditors, remember to set the clock back an hour on Sunday and not set the country back 50 years on Tuesday."

"Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars? A Walken humidor."

"My wife asked me ""will you marry someone else if I die?"". "" Of course not "", I said. ""I'm not doing the same mistake twice"""

"I had sex with a chicken last night. It turns out the chicken came first, after all."