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Joke of the Day

"How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits."

"First rule of brown girl club: Don't wear pink & white striped shirts; you'll look like Neopolitan ice cream."

"A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back."

"When a cop asks if you know why you were pulled over, respond, ""I'm actually not allowed to discuss the details of the case"""

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator"

"What did the school in Egypt finally get? A new bus."

"A woman asks her friend, ""Is your husband circumcised?"" Her friend replies, ""No, he's a complete dick."""

"A man goes to the library Man : do you have the new book on small penises? Women : sorry, I don't think it's in yet. Man : yeah, that's the one!"

"In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos."

"Why was the pianist so depressed? Because they weren't good at Chopin."