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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure if this clerk is smiling at me bc he knows I'm high or bc we're both high, but it's been 6 minutes and we're still just smiling"

"I used to think porn stars got paid alot it turns out they've been getting shafted"

"I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children."

"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."

"What's red and loud? A skinned baby in a bag of salt."

"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in."

"What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."

"So three Rabbi's walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""get the fuck out"""

"Football started as strictly butt-slapping & they built the rest of the game around that so it wouldn't look weird by itself"

"Two flies were dining on a turd.... One fly lifts up his leg and farts. The other fly says , "" Hey! I'm trying to eat over here!!!"""