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Joke of the Day

"Can you believe Five Guys is a hamburger place and not an orgy store?! I'm too under dressed and overlubed to eat a hamburger now."

"Q: Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? A: He wanted to work overtime."

"I like when a girl wears a pearl necklace But only for the first 10 seconds or so. You know, before it's hard and crusty"

"My girlfriend is going to leave me... because of my poker addiction... I think she's bluffing."

"He told me he was uncomfortable dating someone with so much inflatable furniture."

"Brokeback Mountain pretty much ruined camping as a male bonding activity for straight guys."

"Why did the gingers shoe break Because it had no sole."

"Digger Nick wasn't invited back to the Dyslexic Miners Against Racism Conference."

"What's the difference between sex every day, and a tire? One is a good year, the other is a GREAT year"

"5: Mommy said I'm a big boy and can't sleep in her bed anymore Me [sleeping on couch] she's right son"