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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a white woman and a tampon? They're both stuck up cunts."
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"A man streaked passed two old women in the park... the first one had a stroke; the other missed"
"What idiot called it British conjoined twins and not chapstick?"
"I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax. If you can't come, let me know."
"I remember 2010 like it was yesterday"
"I've just been reading a book all about lubricant... It's a fantastic piece of non-friction."
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the S out of safe and the F out of way.."