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Joke of the Day

"Adopt 25 cats and you'll never be alone. Also melt cheese on things. Not the cats though. -me as a therapist"

"The iron vein ran out... It was only a minor issue though."

"What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65? AArrrRP"

"How many mexicans? how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."

"What is reddits least favorite dish? Kung Pao Chicken"

"""Challlaaaaaah"" -hip hop rabbi"

"I saw a truck that works for Stolkholm Home Improvement. I really hope their slogan is ""You'll eventually love it"""

"If she asks you to be in an open relationship, tell her to walk out that open door. She's a slut."

"What did the blue priest say to the red peasant? Wolololo Wolololo!"

"What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son"