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Joke of the Day
"The iron vein ran out... It was only a minor issue though."
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"Job openings. A female HR calls a guy: Lady: Sir, I have two openings. Man: Yes, I know. The lady hangs up."
"Dude can you make the stitches spell out ___? http://www.cbc.ca/manitoba/scene/images/Dude%20back%20cover%20%20620.jpg One Joke One Vision."
"Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far."""
"I think we all know who the big fat loser was tonight... Rosie O'Donnell"
"As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
"Walking down the street I was walking home form work and I saw a bee crawling on the grass. I was thinking of stepping on it, then I decided 'ehh I'll let it be'"
"NSFW Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit... One fly farts. The other fly says, ""Do you mind? I'm eating."""
"What do you call a nun with a drinking problem? A bad habit"
"Just watching 50 Shades of Gray with my dad"