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Joke of the Day

"What did the blue priest say to the red peasant? Wolololo Wolololo!"

"Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it... Guess I really am...independent."

"[PUN]I think I saw a beautiful juniper. Maybe it's fir... or maybe it's maple-ine."

"In 101 Dalmatians there were 99 problems and bitches were approximately half of them This got banned from Showerthoughts for being a pun, and I knew you guys liked puns so here we are!"

"Why don't people eat clocks? It's too time consuming."

"Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa."

"What does a moped and a fat lady have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."

"What's the funniest number ever? l0l"

"Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon... Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up. ""Do you want some ice cream, Ernie?"" ""Sure Bert."""

"When do clocks die? When their time is up."