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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65? AArrrRP"
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"Idioms are for the birds"
"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his sister is dead."
"Computer Joke: What do you call a fat man's jacket? Firmware"
"Whenever I see a person with a yoga mat... I tell them to get bent."
"(NSFW) Coors Light is like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water."
"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."
"Disguise a mini-recorder as a walkie-talkie and play this at high volume: ""DO YOU COPY? IT'S A BEAR WITH HUMAN HANDS! A BEAR WITH--[static]"""
"what did the cookie say to the supermodel? I promise not to crumb in your mouth."
"If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They'll thank you later."