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Joke of the Day

"People are loving this whole 'birdie sanders' thing but... i don't recall a similar reaction when bill clinton got a bird to come"

"Apparently Rihanna and Christ Brown are releasing a song together. Given the recent passing of Michael Jackson, I think a cover of ""Beat It"" was an insensitive choice."

"Special olympics joke [0 upvotes 'cause no one cares about special olympics]"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph not essay"

"What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common? They don't want to pay for mods."

"I witnessed a murder today... Though it may have just been a flock of jackdaws, I'm not a biologist."

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? he joined the que que que."

"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"

"""My birthday's coming"" Do you know what I need?"" ""Yeah but how do you wrap a life?"""

"Sci Fi Films I don't understand why in Sci Fi films, whenever there's danger they never send in a Cargo ship. So much for the Element of Supplies."