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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? he joined the que que que."

"Ever hear of that cat turned vegan because of its vegan owner? Probably not, she died."

"This is the story of a man named Jack. Jack was, well lets just say he was a repairman. One day while repairing the shingles on a rooftop, Jack got stuck. Will you help Jack off?"

"My friend payed me to write a construction jobs for him. It's still a work in progress, just trying to get it hammered out. You know what, I think I just nailed it."

"Why don't Muslims teach driving and sex ed. on the same day? They don't want to wear the camel out."

"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."

"I hate when I can't remember if my wife and I are in love or fighting. So, I'm like a minesweeper in the mornings."

"Q: What kind of television do horses like? A: Saddle-lite TV"

"You probably solved a problem which Einstein couldn't solve because he didn't see it"

"Dance like you aren't depressed. Sing like you didn't kill that homeless guy. Love like you don't have herpes."