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Joke of the Day

"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"

"""I'll have to report you sir"" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. ""You were doing 85 miles an hour."" ""Nonsense officer"" declared the driver. ""I've only been in the car for ten minutes."""

"Sorry for not ever wearing a shirt but my father was killed in one and I'm not about to make the same mistake."

"Does anyone want to come over and stare at our phones?"

"People in public restrooms don't really like playing Peek-a-boo, apparently."

"A man walks into a zoo.. The only animal at the zoo is a dog. It's a shih tzu."

"A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough, now I need a password?"

"My husband says I talk in my sleep but I don't believe him because nobody at work has ever mentioned it."

"Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole? It's called ""Under Pressure""."

"Commercials for toilet paper make it seem like I'll be cuddling with the shit instead of wiping with it."