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Joke of the Day

"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"

"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""

"Toilet won't stop throwing up. I didn't know it was Legos intolerant. SEND HELP THIS IS NOT A DRILL"

"Success is measured by how long it takes your boss to notice you're not at your desk."

"Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep."

"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."

"My SO is on a diet and I noticed she was staring at her food so I asked why..... She said 'I'm watching what I eat'."

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? nobody ever changed that light bulb because we are to fat and lazy to do it"

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro Cinco"

"Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win"