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Joke of the Day

"Sci Fi Films I don't understand why in Sci Fi films, whenever there's danger they never send in a Cargo ship. So much for the Element of Supplies."

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 4 pints"

"My buddy's a surfer who left Egypt because his strict Christian family was always hovering over him... They were, like, hella Coptic bro."

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own."

"This year I'm releasing a Christmas record called Duvet Know it's Christmas? It's a cover version."

"I've had it and I can't take it anymore ...ever since I developed that penicillin allergy."

"My fave pickup line as a gay man... Hey, are you a vital organ? Because I don't think I can live without you inside of me."

"I was given two t-shirts, a jacket and a sweater. They where shirty gifts."

"McDonald's Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."

"I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I've just got beer."