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Joke of the Day

"Sci Fi Films I don't understand why in Sci Fi films, whenever there's danger they never send in a Cargo ship. So much for the Element of Supplies."

"Me [sneezes]: excuse me Guy at the bus stop: [starts crying] my ex used me too, man."

"I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon."

"[death row] GUARD: Ok, here's your last meal. Bon appetit. CAT: *slowly pushes meal off table*"

"I practiced cursive for years in elementary school & my electronic bank signature still looks like it was signed by a drunk monkey."

"Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance."

"Whenever you say ""I'll shoot you an email,"" it makes me wish I could shoot you in email."

"It's so hot outside, I bet Jehovah's Witnesses are going to start telemarketing."

"I guess I now know what the Pope is giving up for lent."

"Reddit is like my Mom If it sucked, I probably wouldn't be here."