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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed? A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast"

"""DOC TELL ME STRAIGHT"" doc: u got lou gherrigs disease *cops barge in* ur under arrest ""FOR WHAT"" cop: mr gherrig reported a missing disease"

"A wife is like a boomerang the harder you throw the faster she comes back."

"How does the Pope pay for things online? Papal"

"[junkyard dog barking viciously and running directly at me] Me: Wow he must really want me to pet him"

"[NSFW]We should learn three things from dogs. 1. Love 2. Trust 3. Faithfulness And what we actually learn? Doggy style"

"My pull out game is so strong... When i pull out my yu gi oh cards to duel, you send yourself to the shadow realm."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer."

"What did the racist ghost say? Wight Power!"

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? How much money are we talking about here?"