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Joke of the Day

"Gay men are so mean. They're all fucking assholes."

"How many 9 year olds does it take to change a lightbulb? Over 20, as my basement is still dark."

"What cheese does a piano princess eat? Mozart-rella!"

"What's the British equivalent to hit it and quit it. Bang her and dash."

"Studies show that spying on people is good for humanity. Power to the peep-hole!"

"Did you know that Diarrhea can kill you? Even if you only drink a little bit."

"""Beat me."" said the masochist. ""No."" said the sadist."

"How 'done' do you want your burger? I can do ""well-done"" all the way to ""CPR might actually work."""

"Hello, pest control? Yes, I have these noisy little critters. They got into the snacks, made a mess of the place and keep calling me mom."

"*buys dog organic, free-range, non-nitrate chicken treats for $7.99, buys self Big Mac"