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Joke of the Day
"What's the British equivalent to hit it and quit it. Bang her and dash."
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"If you're American when you enter the bathroom and American when you exit the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"
"Rome wasn't built in a day. But part of it was."
"There's a reason why ""sober"" and ""so bored"" sound almost exactly the same."
"How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments."
"What's your ringtone? That's nice, mine's a light shade of brown."
"Two coffees were walking down the street... One of them was mugged!"
"Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, ""well, that got racist pretty fast"" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky."
"How to foil someones plan (pl)(an) = pa + pn + la + ln"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson"