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Joke of the Day

"Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby what's SHAKING!"

"What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !"

"I hate when girls say, ""you probably say that to every girl."" don't you use the same resume when applying to different jobs?"

"What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's? Sheik Shake"

"Who else takes their phone out when you're in public by yourself, just so you don't look like some idiot with no friends."

"Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it."

"Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania"

"Why are aroused campers so extreme? I don't know, but they end up fucking in-tents (intense). Yes, it's a pun, but what else do you expect from me first thing in the morning."

"I cherish a gift a dying friend gave me, strange as it is. With his last breath of life, he gave me his EpiPen. It seemed very important that I have it."

"Nine years ago today 19 men came to my doorstep expecting 72 virgins. Little did they know how fucked they were going to be."