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Joke of the Day
"Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby what's SHAKING!"
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"""4 Clones of Dolly the Sheep are alive and well"" You do realize that this is like Twin Porn x 2 to us Scots, right?"
"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplane crash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far, and they're still digging them up."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. And two half-wits don't make a wit."
"If by ""eat clean"" you mean ""donuts in the shower"", then yes - I eat clean."
"Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer. - Jackie Martling"
"I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings"
"Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment? Because he didn't need a living room anymore!"
"Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock Who's there The chicken"
"I hope I don't get rheumatoid arthritis.. Fingers crossed."