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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !"
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"People don't hate you because you're beautiful. people hate you because you're a nasty b itch."
"Knock Knock... -Who's there? Anxiety -Anxiety Who? Are you sure someone knocked?"
"What's a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!"
"Why are orphans so bad at poker...? they don't know what a full house is"
"Why do Hummingbirds hum Because they forgot the words!"
"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team."
"If I'm extra friendly and super sweet when I see you again, it's cause I've forgotten your name"
"How do you get a redneck to suck your dick? Put Ranch on it..."
"What deity has the worst teeth? Tartarus"