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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !"
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"Two boys were arrested... Two boys were arrested -- one was drinking battery acid, and one was eating fireworks. The authorities charged one and let one off."
"Google search history: Marawana Marjawana Is there a j in marawana Wheat Wheat for smoking Free wheet"
"My husband got a new router and the wifi has been off for 5 whole minutes guess I'll go churn butter or something."
"How to tell if someone has Rhotacism? Ask them to pronounce it."
"Michelle Obama walks into a bar where the bartender is Vladimir Putin... complete the joke..."
"Look, I don't know how else to put this but your baby is just hideous. We were all thinking it but I drew the short straw. More water?"
"I love pussy, It's the cunt around it I cant stand"
"Why are envelopes and papers white? Because blackmail is illegal."
"Why was the first computer never invited to dinner? It would just take a few bytes then run."