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Joke of the Day
"I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water."
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"I'll think of a good herb joke... When I have some thyme"
"Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says ""Welcome to English 101"". The student panicks. ""What's wrong?"" asks the Professor. ""I missed the first 4 English classes""."
"I like my women like I like my Little Caesar's pizza- Hot & Ready."
"Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!"
"My Grandfather is deceased So I guess that makes me 1/4 Deceased?"
"My girlfriend is like an Australian Olympian She always comes second."
"CLEARLY CHEATING A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"Ronda Rousey Acting"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""