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Joke of the Day
"What do pancakes and kids have in common? The first one usually gets screwed up."
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"Met this chinese guy with the surname Shen. His name's Eric. As in Eric Shen. Have him for more than 4hours, call a doctor!"
"Society's a wreck because Superman has nowhere to change."
"Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat? Because you don't wanna sinc!"
"Cop: license and registration please. Me: (gives cop both) Cop: you drinking tonight? Me: no. Cop: you handed me 2 empty beer cans."
"Whats the difference between a Cat and a Compound Sentence? One has claws at the end of its paws, one has a pause at the end of its clause."
"How do you become a millionaire in post-Brexit UK? First, start off with a billion pounds.."
"Who are your favorite underground artists?? Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston"
"It was my first time getting laid 5 minutes ago I'm hoping to hatch soon."
"I'm at my sexiest when I'm at a stoplight and a teenage boy is checking me out then suddenly realizes his horrific mistake."