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Joke of the Day
"A duck goes into a drug store He says gimee some chap stick put it on my bill"
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"It would be endearing to call Elon Musk... Musk Dear"
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"Some say I'm condescending It means I talk down to people."
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"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!"
"Her: What do you do? Me: I drill for oil. G: That sounds interesting. M: No, it's really... H: Don't do it, I'll leave M:...just boring"
"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila."
"I went to the zoo today There was one dog it was a shih tzu"
"Why did the redneck cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."