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Joke of the Day
"A duck goes into a drug store He says gimee some chap stick put it on my bill"
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"Bought a cat collar with a bell on it, and now I can't sneak up on the cat to put it on her."
"Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter? Because she was a little tart."
"I'm the kind of girl people don't look twice at Even when I hit them hard with a shopping trolley one, two, thr... Yep, now he's looking"
"What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun"
"What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue? A nun falling down the stairs"
"I fell asleep on a tanning bed... Now I'm out of my grandfather's will"
"A Doctor, Nun, Priest, Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look and says: 'What is this, a joke?'"
"I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly my dog never reads e-mails!"
"Internet Explorer"