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Joke of the Day

"I hate being that creepy guy outside your window, but damn girl it's 7:30 already. You're gonna be late for work."

"Get out of any speeding ticket by assuring the officer that you're already miserable and adequately beaten down by life."

"After a big tsunami in Japan, the Chinese began to hoard soy sauce. So I guess you shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down."

"What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat."

"What do you call a flying jew? Ash"

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind It's to cheesy."

"What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?? Irene"

"I used to date a girl with cataracts Things were going great until one day she stopped seeing me."

"I keep my friends clothes and my enemies toaster. As a result, they're now all my enemies, but they're naked & having cereal for brekkie."

"Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding? It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo."