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Joke of the Day

"I hate being that creepy guy outside your window, but damn girl it's 7:30 already. You're gonna be late for work."

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"What is an algorithm When the presidential candidate goes to a DiscoTech"

"Thinking is bad... thinking is bad... it ruins every 3 out of 2 relationships"

"Chuck Norris can taste lies."

"So i brought home a piece of furniture last night... but it left in the morning without saying a word. It was one nightstand."

"I'm just waiting for the right person to come along and mistake my crippling pessimism for an attractive sense of humor."

"How did 1940's German Men pick up Jewish Girls With a broom and a dustpan"

"Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut...It's very confusing to us guys."

"Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center Tell me if this joke is even funny."