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Joke of the Day

"I asked my dad what our IP Address was... He just pointed at the toilet."

"Pore jew:( What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven."

"The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one."

"Why did the hoagie go to the shrink? He was having problems with his sub-conscious."

"A farmer was being haunted by the ghost of a chicken. It was a poultry-geist."

"[Meta] If our roles were reversed... I'd upvote your post."

"Terrorists in Hawaii be like.. ..Aloha Akbar."

"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and I, something smells."

"Sharks have a whole week dedicated to Chuck Norris."