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Joke of the Day

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and I, something smells."

"How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar? Both enjoy cracking open a cold one."

"What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl? Hey, wanna hang?"

"Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth"

"What word that begins with ""N"" and ends with ""R"" do you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"

"What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down? His Doughnuts."

"And God said to Peter, ""come forth and I shall give you eternal life"" Unfortunately Peter came fifth and won a toaster"

"Did you hear about the guy who thought he performed brain surgery on himself? Turned out, it was all in his head."

"Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper? He didn't sight sources."

"Jesus Christ! I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society."