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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hoagie go to the shrink? He was having problems with his sub-conscious."
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"What do you call an arcade in eastern europe? czech-e-cheese"
"Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar? They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows."
"If only life could be like the movies!* *i.e., every time someone gets a nosebleed it means they'll be dead soon"
"My wife is playing hard to get. Rid of."
"I bet the first thing that happens after you die is you get charged some sort of fee."
"After twin sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died. The other was charged with murder. Just goes to show if you can't take the sting out of a bee, take the bee from the ... sting."
"What's a greater Pressure, the impact of Earth hitting the sun, the impact of Earth hitting the moon, or Republican demands for Carson and Kasich to drop out? Please discuss. Thanks."
"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""