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Joke of the Day
"What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !"
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"What's Al Gore's dancer name? Algorithm."
"So I went to the bar one night... and.. Wait what happened at the bar last night anyway?"
"A kid asks, ""Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"" The mom replies, ""Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."""
"If pirates say ""Arr"", What do software pirates say? .RAR"
"Alfred: About your girlfriend Catwoman... Batman: Yes, she's a thief, but- A: No, she pooped on the rug again. Right next to the litter box!"
"I imagine it's pretty humbling for someone who's literally taking part in their first rodeo"
"[Being kidnapped] Me: i can feel it.. Stockholm syndrome kidnapper: its been 10 minutes me: should we invite your brother to the wedding?"
"What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation? The who's-who of WHO!"
"Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room? Because it was More ER Tea."