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Joke of the Day
"What's Al Gore's dancer name? Algorithm."
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"7: what do you want for your birthday? Me: idk a new car 7: ok *walks away* [ 2 min later ] 7: what do you want that's under $6.42?"
"What's the Difference Between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."
"How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year."
"My house got broken into the other night... The thief didn't take anything, he just left a note. All it said was 'get better stuff.'"
"Interesting Fact: By the year 2020 all actors on American TV shows will be Australian."
"Did you hear Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15.5 years in prison today? Under 16, that is a big win for him.   Credit to /u/RandomExcess"
"I am going to tell my friends... That I will show up to their holloween party as Amelia Earhart...then not show up."
"Classic joke at my Catholic High School I went up to a man and said ""Jesus is the messiah"" He said ""No way"" I said ""Yah-weh"""