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Joke of the Day

"What's Al Gore's dancer name? Algorithm."

"Why is being in the military like having sex? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel."

"Hey bro do you remember your first blowjob? How did it taste?"

"it's raining and my gf has been staring at the window for about an hour.. i should probably let her in."

"What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns? Go for the juggler."

"Never let the CIA install your government. Too much spyware."

"Im the guy that says ""Is he bothering you?"" when some douche is hitting on you, just so I can hang around and bother you after he goes away."

"""Hi mom, don't worry but I'm in the hospital."" ""Heinz, stop calling me like that. You are now a doctor since 8 years."""

"I'm like the packaging on a CD really hard to get off but it doesn't matter because no one wants you anymore"

"Whats a caged animal's favorite food? Zoocchini"