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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room? Because it was More ER Tea."

"Did you hear about the Native American who went to a party and drank 37 cups of tea? They found him dead the next morning in his tea pee."

"If you're black and you know it.... drop that T.V.!"

"Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club? It's open Mike night."

"What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes? Dix."

"Why don't Episcopalians play chess? They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen"

"Violets are green, roses are blue... Alright you bastards, who fucked with the hue?"

"Round, heavy object they throw at the olympics. Discuss."

"What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."

"My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks. They are all very well done"