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Joke of the Day

"Spending this evening saving Princess Zelda, because Princess Zelda has never 'accidentally' hooked up with her Sociology T.A. while abroad."

"If I worked in a restaurant.... on Valentines Day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink."

"What's the top selling book of all time in Korea? 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

"What happens when you give Sigmund Freud and Oedipus a bunch of cocaine? A mother fucking awesome party."

"What do you get when you put a bunch of roosters into a compactor? A cock block!"

"Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes."

"What's the hardest thing on a cowboy? The 4th grade."

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Hold on, I'll ask"

"Where do you hide after a murder? Behind a badge."

"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"