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Joke of the Day

"Spending this evening saving Princess Zelda, because Princess Zelda has never 'accidentally' hooked up with her Sociology T.A. while abroad."

"Going to Forest Whitaker's house, but I can't tell if it's the one on the right or the left."

"Wait, you didn't let me finish. What I was trying to say is Hitler was largely misunderstood by people who don't speak German."

"Lovey dovey couples look best when viewed through the scope of a high powered rifle."

"What do you call a Mexican who loss his car? Carlos"

"How do you know a blonde has been on your PC There is typex all over the screen"

"I really need to get rid of this heavy copy of ""Farenheit 451""... Could someone lend me a lighter? Edit: FAHRENHEIT DAMN IT"

"Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes? In the Walken closet."

"Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year"

"Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life."