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Joke of the Day
"My ex is like Hurricane Katrina... She fucked New Orleans too."
Next Joke
"Instead of just answering the phone when it rings, I prefer to wonder why the hell someone's calling me and glare at it until it goes away."
"Did you hear about the guy who fucked a sheep? Turns out he's bahhh-sexual"
"Anniversary ""Knock* Knock*"" :Who's there? ""9/11"" :9/11 who? ""You said you'd never forget!"""
"I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven't heard from them since. Best decision ever"
"A blind man walks into a bar, And a table. And a chair."
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into some mud"
"Wanna know how easy it is to sleep with a fat chick? Piece of cake"
"What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus? ""Allahu Akbar!"" I'm going to hell for this."
"A roman walks into a bar"