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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 scared? Because 7 was a 6 offender."
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"I like my cream like I like my slaves. Whipped. *I'm so sorry*"
"I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point."
"The more I think about it the more I fucking HATE Rutherford B. Hayes!"
"The only lyrics I can make out in the song ""Informer"" are ""Hey farrrrmer...something....a leaky boom boom cow"". Not 100% sure though."
"Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning."
"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob."
"Because telescopes work using mirrors... We'll never know if there are any space vampires."
"I know a telegraph operator who was so bad he always had to send his messages again. He had a lot of remorse about that."
"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and the Titanic? Ones full of dead semen and the other one is the Titanic"