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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 scared? Because 7 was a 6 offender."
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"Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."
"Show me a man who calls himself a vegan, ...and I'll show you a man who's trying to shag a vegan."
"I have a feeling his life would have gone in a different direction had his name been Kanye East."
"What do you call a cross between a bulldog and shitzu? Its called ""Whatever comes out of Donald Trump's mouth""."
"""BANGING BODY"" Thanks ""What's your secret?!"" I eat fireworks ""..."" BOOM"
"-911 Whats the emergency? My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir? Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking?"
"How do you castrate an Amish man? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!"
"Don't judge men by their wealth or appearance, judge them by their characters. All 140 of them."