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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep your wife screaming after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains."

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"Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out."
"How do we know that Jesus was made of bread? Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen? - Snowballs :)"
"Scrabble, it's all fun and games until someone loses an I."
"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"
"You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back."
"There's a faggot in the trunk of my car. There were too many sticks in my front yard, so I'm dumping them in the woods."
"What genre consists of erotic novels? Cliterature"
"What's the difference between bullets and people? People miss Harambe"