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Joke of the Day

"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you'll lose it."""

"Why did the kittens turn atheist? Coz their eyes opened."

"Something tells me that girl with the word ""Princess"" tattooed on her neck isn't really Royalty."

"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in a field and make carrot noises"

"I actually have to see a specialist for daily sex. I mean dyslexia."

"People that don't tweet for months and then show up like nothing happened... Was it jail? I bet it was jail."

"A Roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.... ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replied, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""

"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."

"Why did the USSR agree to a nonaggression pact with Nazi Germany? They were Stalin."

"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged."