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Joke of the Day

"What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? The male ego."

"I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at Capri Sun."

"Doc, I can't stop singing... ""Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'."" He said: ""That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" I asked. He replied, ""It's not unusual."""

"Grandpa walks into a drug store Grandpa: ""I'd like to buy 99 condoms."" Clerk: ""Why don't you take 100?"" Grandpa: ""Hey, hey! I'm not a rapist!"""

"Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage."

"What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster? The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds."

"If you ask me, NASCAR would be much more entertaining if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans."

"how did one droid flirt with the other droid ""hey bb"""

"Did to hear about the guy who pretended to wash his hair with excrement? It was actually sham-poo. *thunderous applause*"

"What's a Jewish Person's Favorite Time of Year? The Challah-Days"