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Joke of the Day
"It's been three weeks since I put superglue on my friend's pen. But he still can't let it go."
Next Joke
"I had a near miss on my a flight to Thailand. Well a pre-op Transsexual."
"What do you call an egg that cures cancer? A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son."
"A man knocked on my door the other day with a beard. No wonder I didn't hear him."
"Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future."
"Paying for things with hugs Because it's legal tender."
"Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say ""do you know who I am?"" because while I wait I like to be introspective"
"Divorce & Circumcision Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."
"I found my first gray pubic hair today. It was in my Big Mac"
"I like my women how I like my computer. On my lap. Turned on. Virus free."