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Joke of the Day

"Divorce & Circumcision Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."

"The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous."

"What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil? A Zikachu"

"Did you hear they're gonna make a new TV show about Bruce growing up as an unloved child? They're gonna call it Punky Bruceter."

"What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine."

"The only laid I'm getting... is laid off."

"What do you call Mary Janes vagina? A peter parker."

"What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree? A-lemon-tree my dear Watson."

"Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep"

"the dvd logo will hit the corner of the tv screen if you wait 6 hours. thats what i did today. no regrets."