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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my computer. On my lap. Turned on. Virus free."
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"A son asks his old man... ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""Who told you? Was it your father?"""
"What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann"
"What is a Jamaican's favorite video game? Smoke-a-mon"
"I am feeling very optimistic, but I bet it won't last."
"Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun."
"A man walks into a bar in Westeros And the bartender says ""stop speaking in third person Jaqen for fuck's sake"""
"What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? A pilot, you racist bastard."
"Gross fact: Taco Bell burritos contain less than 10% real bell"
"Just saw two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard.... Pillow fight?"