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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say ""do you know who I am?"" because while I wait I like to be introspective"

"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."

"Him: I love nerd girls Me: Did you know that having red beard hair happens if you only have 1 mutated MC1R gene? Him: no. not like that."

"What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!"

"Kid, are you a nuclear reactor? Because you're having a meltdown."

"I just finished doing 100 push-ups over a period of 8 years"

"Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church? [oc] Because he cantaloupe."

"What's large, black and steals your credit cards? Sony Playstation"

"Why did Germany run out of gas? Because they gave it to the Jews I'll be in Argentina for awhile."

"Did you guys hear about the joke about the high wall? It's so funny, I'm still trying to get over it."