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Joke of the Day
"I had a near miss on my a flight to Thailand. Well a pre-op Transsexual."
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"I was up late last night, trying to figure out why the sun disappeared Then it dawned on me...."
"What do you call a gay man's paradise? A fruitopia."
"When i apply to the job... Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: Well, I've always been really passionate about not starving to death."
"Why did users stop coming to r/jokes? Because their jokes weren't very funny."
"What do you call a sad terrorist? A crisis"
"Today I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked!"
"What does a West Virginia woman say after sex? Git off me Pa, you're squishing my smokes."
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"
"A Higgs boson walks into a church... The priest says, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here."" The Higgs boson replies, ""But without me, how can you have mass?"""