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Joke of the Day

"Average people are mean ."

"What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky."

"Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years."

"Be There or Be Square Because if you will be there, you will be around."

"Son , I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"

"My dad told me we were going to Finger Lakes as a family. I asked him, ""Who's Lakes?"""

"You know what doesn't suck? A hooker that just won the lottery"

"A $7 voucher at the airport is like having 100 skeeball tickets at Chuck E Cheese: it sounds good on paper but won't get you anything decent"

"What do you call... A cow with one leg? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"

"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."