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Joke of the Day
"Average people are mean ."
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"""That's so raven."" - bird watcher"
"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."
"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."
"IF YOU KIDS DON'T COME BACK TO THIS TABLE AND FINISH YOUR LUNCH RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR I WILL SIGH HEAVILY, EAT IT MYSELF AND GAIN 3 POUNDS."
"Why do beta fish fight each other? Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish"
"she like a man in uniform so the mcdonalds outfit here 2 stay"
"Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal the green cards."
"Got a reality check today It bounced."
"Give a man a six pack and he'll drink for a day. Give him a 24 pack and he'll drink for a day."