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Joke of the Day

"I heard that Ireland is the richest country in the world.... Its capital has been Dublin for over a hundred years now."

"Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit? Because they hear there are no jobs there."

"I know this is the kind of thing everyone avoids talking about, but I'm going to say it. I think I'm smarter than most, if not all, babies."

"What is yellow and cannot swim ? A yellow digger. Why can't it swim ? It has only one arm"

"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please"

"What's the opposite of irony? Wrinkly."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !"

"What do you call a frat house in a quarry? A bromine."

"I hope you all had a wonderful Mother's Day today. Just kidding, here's a reminder it's on May 10th."

"The sweats say I've given up. The Nike logo says ""but not entirely."""