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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee Scalding hot and drenched all over my penis in the McDonald's parking lot."
"A young boy goes to his father and says ""Dad, I think my gym teacher is gay"". His father says ""Why do think that?"" The boy responds ""Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."""
"Have you ever heard of the similarities between a choo choo tran and a brthday? Neither have i"
"Probably a lot of horses sitting on couches today talking about how they could have ""gone Derby"" if they hadn't gotten hurt in college."
"My wife got mad at me because apparently turn on the veg doesn't mean.. Finger her disabled sister"
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball? 2^nd base."
"Trump is in good company, coining words just like Shakespeare. The two even share their feelings about foreigners. I mean Shakespeare *coined* the word chink."
"Heads up guys, if you ask your wife how to spell menage a trois she's gonna want to know why."
"Just gave this idiot a thumbs up for cutting me off, and I think I might not understand road rage."